The Bagel Queen

The Bagel Queen is the title of the leader of a “criminal/rebel” syndicate which indirectly opposes the rule of King Obama. While the Bagel Queen’s army has no official mission statement detailing any opposition to Obama or desire for freedom or revolution, she considers herself to be an independent entity, exempt from his laws.

She gained her name, and her army, by feeding the homeless of the south. It is now said that all beggars and vagabonds owe some allegiance to her, and in actuality even the one’s who don’t still speak of her with awe and adoration. She is something of a legend to the less fortunate.

The ranks of her army are composed largely of those she raised up from the streets. These vagrants-turned-warriors are fanatically loyal to her. She also employs various mercenary outfits, including the Cackling Crusaders, a 200-strong band of gnollic marauders; and the Silver Crows, a rag-tag assortment of men and goblin-kin. Her personal cavalry, the Company of Draco, is led by a cyclops known as Ivanisk. Her armies are commanded by a fearsome and ancient Rhakshasa lich-king, known as Saviniri or Savrini. While she employs a number of “villainous monsters,” she seems to do a more than adequate job of keeping them from fully embracing their evil natures.

The Bagel Queen

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